#the tower is. the tower is her father

[revenancy]

nevi has held some very fervent beliefs since she was a toddler. four-year-old nevi out here parroting her mother on truths of the universe. four-year-old nevi traversing her father's bloated undying corpse because the Sorcerer Wyse flavors her cleverness with bitterness

[whereismyhat5678]

*Cracks knuckles*

Let the crossovers……BEGIN

And finally:

Anxiety, stop it. You giving them existential crises. >:(

[marclef]

Day 25. almost free. almost done.

it is Fake Peppino Friday... but for some reason, the sound of clucking is in the distance? that's strange..... perhaps one of these little Fakelings has something to do with it.

around a nearby town, strange rumors started popping up, about an old abandoned building that had stood vacant for a good few years. but odd sounds had been heard from within, the sounds of hard work, heavy objects being moved, and inhuman, almost cluck-like cries. nobody knew what it could have been, and none were brave enough to investigate. until... one day, out of nowhere, the building appeared somehow cleaner, and a large sign had been hung out at the front, with the bright, colorful words:

CHIK'N PLACE!!!

who was the culprit? well, one step inside this newly refurbished restaurant and you will be greeted by its very enthusiastic owner...

the often-excited, very sociable Poultrino! she started off as all of the other Fakelings, a strange, gooey blob-like creature with hunger and curiosity. but soon after going out into the world on their own, she stumbled across a runaway definitely wild chicken, which she chased after with great interest and then gobbled up with glee. but, the feathery snack awakened a strange feeling in her, such a delicious taste, she wanted to share it with all the world! and thus gave rise to the fifth and final Fakeling...

and now, all customers are happily welcomed at her humble Chik'n Place! there is chicken of all kinds there; chicken wings, fried chicken, chicken nuggets, living chickens, anything you could possibly want, as long as it is chicken! (and all VERY legally obtained, she wouldn't THINK of pilfering chicken from other establishments for her own....) and not to worry, she is very polite and welcoming to anyone who wishes to visit! as long as you are not also a chicken, or a tasty bug or rat.

their appearance and body are quite unique amongst the Fakes as well! and though she is still made out of simple Goop like the others, her "skin" is fairly soft and smooth, almost feeling like soft fuzz despite having no real feathers! her legs, tail, and "fleshy" parts are the same gooeyness as standard Fake Peppino though. despite her strange appearance, most customers assume she's simply in costume, and very few are any the wiser as to their true nature.

though, one more very important fact to mention... you didn't think they worked alone, did you? of course not, all that Chicken isn't going to serve itself! which is why the first person to enter her restaurant was taken happily hired as the first employee!! say hello to Sue, Poultrino's favorite and only employee!! (credit goes to my wonderful friend @plebbicinnabun-arts for coming up with her! 😊✨)

she helps prepare and serve many of the chicken dishes! (and makes sure that the stuff that's served is actually edible when possible...) and not to worry, her boss treats her with great care! she is paid well in a salary of both "human currency" and delicious chicken-based foods! it might just be very strange trying to explain her job to friends and family.

but together, these two help run the Chik'n Place, and Poultrino finds decent success at running a business! her Papa is very proud of her.

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Sasha using the title "Lord" in RiAAU after taking over Toad Tower and presumably killing Grime and stealing Barrel's Warhammer from him, and other political and military leaders assuming she's a man because, well, Sasha is a gender neutral name, so they hear Lord Sasha and assume they're talking about an adult male toad warrior. The second most powerful person in the known world and only real threat to the Leviathan reign!

Cue princess Marcy fleeing Newtopia and her father seeking refuge with his worst enemy hoping to offer information and political levarage in exchange for protection, perhaps even offering herself in marriage to transfer eventual inheritances and whatnot, and she finds out that Lord Sasha is not, indeed, a dark and domineering toad warlord, but a beautiful, terrifying girl her age that looks like her and oh god her poor little lesbian heart can barely take it.

[silvermeww]

okay, when was someone going to tell me that

oh, idk, steven started at 19, burgh has a younger sister, clay actually isn't born american, skyla's whole fam thing and ELESA IS 15???? (even younger than skyla like wtf???)

(also the 'alder' at the bottom is supposed to be drayden lol)

and that's not all

say hello to:

viola being 18??? 'black whirlwind' korrina, RAMOS MEETING AZ'S FLOETTE AS A KID, genderfluid and apparently also age-fluid olympia, CLEMONT?? AND HIS WHOLE THING DOWN TO BEING 12 OF ALL AGES???

(you know what, marlon being 30 definitely makes sense with the hippie vibes)

wikstrom SAYING that he only wears that suit in pokemon battles but i've never seen his casual wear, malva being pr for flare lol, drasna selling dragon merch + great family lore if you want to know, siebold having to third-wheel lysandre and sycamore while eating (move aside malva, you're not the only elite 4 dealing with this) and 20?? YEARS OLD?? DIANTHA????????????

(way too many men in kalos are getting ladies, c'mon)

ethan being into history is such a neat detail hmmm, idk much of the frontier brains ngl, and we've finally got the region for looker and it's... hoenn??? you know what, makes sense with his chaotic vibes so i'll take it (throws away unova taped to a rock behind my back). also he's abolsutely cheating we all see that he's just relying on knowing us as protags, should've known smh

(um i think someone said that 'caitlin' should've been anabel but idk)

oh and the last one is charon, if we care about how much of a loser he really is. forget about birch and the poochyena, this guy is the lowest heh. imagine being charon (please don't).

(when the protags of johto are the same age as clemont lol) (yeah i know there are years between those events just let me have this)

and last but not least:

aaron 🤝 valerie: wanting to be pokemon (and ig gotta toss in shauntal with the ao3 writer gift heh, don't know if they would commission her or stay away), bertha's description???? i love flint just saying, cynthia 👀👀 is absolutely doing something illegal 👀👀, roark is WHAT??? (child labour laws in sinnoh must be lax ngl), maylene as well???? fantina watching scary movies is something i'll have to incorporate into my worldview and bryon?? are you okay??

so yeah. credit goes to @/KuroBlitz96 on the twitter/x for having this up, i'm just here to project sheer surprise at this massive dump of ages... my thoughts on pokemon have completely turned on its head once more lol (this is fine)

[incorrecttowerofgodquotes]

Arkraptor gets a lot of love but I really think people need to be talking about Prince. He doesn’t exactly have the nicest personality. He’s a braggart, he’s loud, and he’s a bit of a coward but he’s still a lovabale idiot. But in this moment, he protects Miseng and unhesitatingly gives his life for her. The fact that we never even see a glimpse of how Prince was killed implies something horrible, but even still he had the courage to save Miseng.

[tweedfrog]

Was contemplating this with respect to Shaera and Jaehaerys II the other day but yes absolutely I think it is the targ woman's curse to not heed their mothers dire warnings against incest and then years later they're married to their loser brothers and it hits them like a ton of bricks

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

I always smh at people who dub Jason as “whiny” “and therefore ooc” in tt 29. If you died and all everyone did was taint your legacy, and not a single person remembered you fondly or deemed you worthy of commemoration after your death, wouldn’t you be a bit upset too?

[no-light-left-on]

hi I am still not normal about how we never get much of an epilogue for Emily and Corvo in the second game we are told how the rule turned out and that Emily is the beloved empress now but nothing beyond that and I get that the entire game is very much built on that I get that the first game we have close relationship with Emily and become fond of the staff that work with the Loyalists so we feel alone because we do not quite see eye to eye with our allies and all we have left is this little innocent child that sees Corvo as someone who can do no wrong in this world which is strongly contrasted with the second game where Emily (or Corvo) has few trusted allies that they can actually rely on and it feels like a group of almost-friends working to dismantle the conspiracy but at the very end of it all Emily is all alone, even her return to the Tower is so much more grim, her taking down Delilah, the entirety of Dunwall- it all feels so incredibly and thoroughly isolating, she is all Alone now, and maybe that's why it bothers me so much to see the story end so abrupty.

it would've been so, so poetic if both the first and the second game ended with Corvo and Emily embracing

[buttercup-barf]

Fine. FINE. Here, @sketchcreations399, suffer. Suffer. Like I have. Although is it really suffering if I indulged myself here more than anything-

Bonus sketch, because I like Peachino's expression here way more.

[acourtofquestions]

Officially starting Chapter 65 of Empire of Storms!

… I have a little less than 100 pages left in the book… I’ve got bonus chapter/chapters for after (to hopefully give me some consolation) and Tower of Dawn at the ready (actually looking forward to it quite a bit)!..

I may have cried wolf before but I’m prepared this time (got my books, got 20 days worth on renewals, got my dog who has been informed to follow in its ancestors footsteps & comfort me like Fleetfoot😂, All Too Well TS tissues at the ready to bawl my eyes out, my favorite kind of tea (okay so I guess that one’s just thanks to Kroger re-stocking), blankets and warm lighting, a whole day off from work (the first and only for a hot minute & the following days to come), and introvert time to read my book in peace… or distress… idk😅) and as much as I love these books and never want them to end, it’s been months and it’s time to know what happens and enjoy every second of it… hopefully😅😅 re-reads may be kinder 2nd time around😂🤣 so — ITS TIME — we shall see how much reading gets done today between the emotions of whatever the heck is about to happen, but EoS ending shall be occurring in T-Minus sometime in the next 12 hours. Probable spam to follow? We’ll see 😅😅😂🖤😁

[naturexolotl]

Um, hello?

I bought a commission from a friend. She's my OC of the manhwa: Tower of God. Her name is Enid, hahaha.

She doesn't belong to the 10 families, but she has an interesting curse (or that's what I think), which makes her reincarnate when she dies, Enid is actually the fifth five she's living, and she climbs the tower to be free from her curse or find answers of her curse and how it started.

She's a wave controller like Bam, and her shinsu takes the form of plants (she loves to make flowers and mushrooms mostly), and blood (the blood is part of her curse and she doesn't like it, but that power isn't awake yet).

So... It's only that, I'm a little embarrassed to show her pets because it is related somehow to my culture... So yeah haha. Oh, and her curse is called dahlia haha.

Sorry if my English isn't good. (':

[cosmic-walkers]

more wolf hall fic rambles, let's say thomas survives all of that an is able to live with no titles or anything, but henry being henry bestows some privileges on him and invites him to court, though thomas tends to stay away. but he actually befriends and is close to Katherine howard because he sees her as a daughter. whenever they meet each other, they have long talks and he treats her the way a father treats a daughter. anyways, when she is arrested thomas wants to be her lawyer and it's one of the rare times after everything that he dabbles into politics.

I mean in most variations of this fic he loses the trial and she is executed anyway but they had a cute relationship before this. Her death is very hard for him to take.

[athalantan]

There's so much fucked about the My.stra's daughters situation, but what happened with Elue breaks my heart the most. Because Mys.tra didn't have to possess someone in order to have children. Evidence points to the contrary. But, what's important to remember is that Mys.tra didn't get hit by baby fever. No, she was specifically breeding potential Chosen she hoped would fit her needs and loyalty requirements. Possessing Elue's body to birth them ensured they would be completely mortal, albeit with a few advantages. There's no indication they have a shred of divinity beyond what Mys.tra imparted when they became her Chosen. There's no risk of losing control / them trying to usurp her — or at least there's significantly less risk. And, Elue paid the price in blood.

[pocketramblr]

dad for one but with rei...

Could you like, imagine if Rei was his daughter he didn't know what to do with, she's strong and cold but doesn't particularly want to be a villain, and he doesn't much want her to be one either, not in any way that threatens his stuff or her life at least. But then he hears Endeavor's been looking around for a match and he thinks "oh, there's no way he's gonna fall for an ice match right, he knows that would end awful right" but uh he fell for the match and the fake family in need and Rei's beautiful but aloof air, so,,, why not stick with it and see where it goes? it'll be good blackmail material, right? and its not like his daughter has a life of her own, or anything. he can bring her back to the base after and no one is any wiser, and she'll hate heroes even more and- kid?? and a second kid so soon? does she just want to get it over with? well seems like it's working, his underling tells him Touya is having problems with his quirk, but now instead of divorce and setting himself up for blackmail, Endeavor just keeps trying?? now four grandkids?? and Rei, showing her nerves on the phonecall with him for the first time in years, tells him that Touya tried to kill his baby brother and this one actually had the quirk Endeavor wanted and AfO thought impossible?? AfO decides nows the time to collect his family back and gets Touya before he can completely burn up, but Rei realizes she'd rather have her kids stuck with Enji than AfO, so she chooses to burn Shoto's face so Enji keeps him close and sends her away and??? i dunno she just hopes everyone forgets about Fuyumi and Natsuo because they're safer ignored and neglected than anything else???

[lumiereandcogsworth]

I was always so Sad when neither batb movies used Adam’s name in the actual story (I know the original simply forgot rip 💔) so I’m curious if you have any little headcanons about when Belle learned what his name was? like did she learn it from the staff or from him herself?

gosh SAME !! and i do indeed! i’ve written a fic that takes place right after that magical kiss of theirs. basically their first conversation post-curse. i could explain further, but how about i just give you the excerpt where his name comes up? from this fic.

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They found each other’s eyes again, looking at each other and recapturing a peace they had grown accustomed to in their time spent together. The prince moved his hand to her hair, letting his fingers lightly dance in her soft, tangled locks. Belle tilted her head, a smirked expression across her face. “Surely, you can tell me your name now?”

The man looked at her again, a sudden memory flashing in his mind. She had asked him this question before, but he hadn’t allowed her an answer. It’s not who I am anymore, he’d said to her in his gruff, beastly voice, I see no reason to use it now. She had let the matter go then, but this certain prince realized he didn’t have much of an excuse anymore. He shook the memory away and answered her with a smile. “My name is Adam.”

“Adam!” She said, and, God, it sounded even more amazing when she said it. She brought a hand to his cheek, feeling his face once more. “You look very much like an Adam.”

He leaned into her touch, eyebrows drawing together in a fond gaze. “I’m glad you think so.” She smiled at him, her hand remaining on his cheek. Adam’s love for Belle grew more profound and undeniable with each passing moment, and it had been that way for quite some time now. He delicately moved one hand to her waist, heart pounding as he offered his next words. “Belle, can I kiss you again?”

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aahh !! i wrote that a couple years ago i really haven’t read it since then. but yes yes there you go :”) i snatched the idea from one of the old books, don’t remember if it was in villeneuve’s or beaumont’s, but i think in one of them (maybe even a later version and i’m mistaken) belle asks what his name is when he’s a beast and he says something along the lines of ���that’s not who i am now” and i liked that a lot!!! some people think he would’ve told her his name (or perhaps the staff would) before the curse was lifted but personally i just think that line wasn’t crossed very deliberately. i think adam was so detached from himself, he didn’t feel like “adam.” he felt like a wretched monster who deserved nothing good ever again. so i think it stands to reason that while belle’s curiosity would take over and she’d absolutely ASK, i don’t think he’d tell her in his beastly form. but afterwards? after he’s resurrected and new and they’ve KISSED and admitted their LOVE? how could he ever deny her anything? so he finally tells her 💙